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Slam dunk drunk: Learnings from the A weekend Party!

1. When Tiger calls a party, never miss the chance 2. Drink till u drop… into the pool and then drink again 3. Never play games while partying – its takes time away from the drinking session 4. Wine and women make a heady concoction. 5. Get drunk to make an ass of yourself (I still would drink!) 6. Irrespective of size, men and women can dance in a drunken trance 7. Involve yourself with someone who is pissed drunk- and be blamed for whatever happened! 8. Forced into the water, everyone learns to swim. 9. Get too close for comfort and men will be men! 10. Get too drunk and women will transform into men (idiots) 11. Standing Instruction at Confident Cascade: “if resort booked by Tiger & Co., Call Mallya, the lord himself!!” 13. THE KING OF GOOD TIMES? - Mr. TIGER himself (and not Mallya) Disclaimer : The Learnings mentioned above are not the personal views of the author and the author takes no responsibility for the published matter. No offence is meant to anyone and no offence is t...

Rolling Stone Gathers no Moss

Who wants to be covered in moss? Who wants to carry around baggage? Who wants to become a piece of office furniture? Gone are the days when people believed in the dictum “rolling stone gathers no moss”. The new age mantra is if you don’t roll, you are nobody- and the end, u literally end up as office furniture. In the current age, two years in an office seems to be the maximum a sales guy will work. Do people leave because they are bored of the same routine? Do they leave because they didn’t get the required rewards? Or is it due to the “grass is greener than on the other side” logic? The Grass is always greener on the other side: There is no denying this one. The Green aspect is something we cannot deny- the Greenbacks flying around is simply to huge to not notice- for starters, salaries are 4 times higher across the fence!!! If that does makes u say “So What!”, you are definitely Budha reincarnated! The Office Furniture: I read this story of a guy who used to work 24/7 for years on e...

On World AIDS Day

Just a simple statement "Even the best goal keepers in the world wear gloves" Cover your heads, protect yourself!